♠ KaiYang

♠ Sunday, September 28, 2008

♠ LALALA

hi people! i dunno why i suddenly like jokes soo much lol..
this is a virgin joke..

a virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come
over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and
make love
for the first time.
* * * * * * * * *
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and
the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and
sex.
* * * * * * * * *
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
* * * * * * * * *
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
* * * * * * * * *
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head.
* * * * * * * * *
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
with his head down.
* * * * * * * * *
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
* * * * * * * * *
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
* * * * * * * *
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your
father was a pharmacist."

LOL stupid siol.. if i was the boy. i really have nothing to say LOL.

soo 221 days have pass since i said i love you to her again ):

bb i go sleep liao tml lion dance training! woot cyas!

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♠ Friday, September 26, 2008

♠ HAHA!

hi people! do your know why condoms come in 3,6 and 12 packet?

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package? " The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack! With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for the married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....etc."

LOL AFTER READING IT I KEEP LAUGHING LOR!!

hmmm back to today.. never go to work.. went k pool.. play 1 hour pool.. go my working place collect things then took cab back. KNN PUA CB CAB $18.30! CB FUCKING EX! nvm can earn back de. lol.. ok la i go rest first le.. bye all! loves!

JIA YOU CKY!

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♠ Thursday, September 25, 2008

♠ sorry peoples..

i am sorry my friends.. soo long never update my blog.. haiz.. things happen to me.. which i wont say.. sorry.
haiz.. onces i see her pic.. i cant control my tears.. why. why i still love you soo much. haiz. i miss you lots. good luck for your new face 2008.

back to today! lol.. went to play lan. tio force play CS. then knn giddy run to toilet vomit .___.!!! then canot take it play other game LOL. ok la.. i go out le take care all! (:

The drugs begin to peak, smile of joy arrives in me.. (:

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♠ Saturday, September 20, 2008

♠

sorry people. leaving this world soon le.. take care..

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♠ Wednesday, September 17, 2008

♠ LOL.

LOL tio force to d this quiz -__-

1) the person hu tagged: germaine
2) relationship wit her/him: my most caring COUSIN! :D
3) 5 impressions on her/him: chio,nice girl,friendly,like ahlian :D
4) most memorable tink she/he did for u: she bought cig for me during my birthday and went out eat. ty cousin.
5) the most memorable tink she/he said to u: dun do that too much LMAO LOL.
6) if she/he become ur lover, u will: err? give her flowers? (:
7) if she/he becum ur lover,she/him has to improve on: HEIGHT LOL! =x
8) if she/he becum ur enemy,u will: kill her :3
9) if she/he becum ur enemy, the reason will be: KUA LAN JIAO AH. =x
10) the most desired tink i wan do for her/him: make her to be the most happy cousin in my life :D
11) overall impression: chio bu!
12) how do u tink ppl around u will feel abt u: err. very short guy? ):
13) character u love of urself: KIND! :D
14) character u hate of urself: negleted people ):
15) most ideal person u wan to be: my father.
16) for ppl hu cares n lyk u,say smth to them: thanks for being there for me (:
17) pass tis quiz to 10 persons u wish to know how they feel abt u:

germaine
ALEX
yuan yuan
yvonne
YOU
sara
kris mei
priscilla mei
shii mei
joanne jie

18) hu is number 6 having relationship with? dun wan say. haiz )':
19) number 9 male or female? female
20) 7 and 10 tgt,is it a gd tink? no.they not both girls
21) wads number 2 studying abt? security GUARD LOL!
22) wen was the last tym u had a chat wit number 3? JUST.
23) wad kind of music band number 8 lyk? dunno. :D
24) does number 1 have any siblings? YES!ME! and alot
25) will u woo number 3? YES!
26) how abt no 7? no.she is my mei -__-
27) is no 4 single?no?
28) surname of number 5? Your Mother
29) hobby of number 4? shopping!
30) do no 5 n 9 get well? they dunno each other
31) no 2 studying at? ITE
32) tok sumtink casual abt no 1? LOL my bestie cousni :D
33) hv u tried developing feelings for number 8? ya
34) where does no 9 lives at? bishan
35) wat colour does number 3 lyk? red?
36) 5 n 1 best frens? they dunno each other.but both my best frens
37) no 1 has any pet? no.i think.
38) is no 7 the sexist person in the world? hmmm YES :D
39) wats no 10 doin now? in sku studying :D

na finish liao la.ABCD.

Today was sick sooo never went sku LOL but ging meet leon they all soon :D bb all! TC

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♠

♠ YOYO~

dunno why i use cream make until like this :D

NICE!

taste it!
HI GUYS! i Am BACK! woot! haha. yet another day have pass. woot. today pon tank school =x LOL. then went to meet leon gary and jason. outside my sec school. CB SIOL GARY. keep asking what floor i live. wan come my house here jump off building. FUCK YOU GARY knn. want jump go other place la. dun dirty my corrider. then went eat bla bla bla bla bla........ then went to gary house LOL. play his samuari sword fun siol.after he bath and all thing. went to working place. order food eat. AND A SMS makes my DAY! WOOT! someone sms me ask how am i. then i replyed you still remember me ah. she say of cause la you my darling le. i stare the screen for 10 sec. wow. shock of my life. haha. but se say lets nature take it cause. i will wait for you (:

work started. throat starting to pain liao. then give away 5 stick of cig to leon they all. sian siol. dunno what happen so pain!

ard 11 plus. my doom day. -__- met uncle tan. he force me drink beer! $#%$#%324 drank 10 glass then he let me off. heng my boss send me home. lol. saw alot of chiobus at my work place :D soooooo happy LOL. sorry.=x

soooo i think i have to go sleep le. or else cannot wake up again GG liao. :D
Take care all. <3 round round =x

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♠ Monday, September 15, 2008

♠ haiz.

i really miss my friend. haiz. really la why because of a girl you die. why.

went to his funeral yesterday.all went to collect his body at toa payoh and went to the place he jumped. then saw some marks where he landed. he never bleed at all. haiz. then the moment he was push into the clemation. my tears rolled down. KAIWEE, YOU WONT BE FORGOTTEN BY US! TAKE CARE!

today went to work. abit moody de. dunno why. soooooo sian lor.. tml MAYBE going to put tattoo again LOL.

k la take care guys i go rest le. tml got sku :D

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♠ Saturday, September 13, 2008

♠ In Loving Memories of KaiWee.

haiz.. was working today. then.. around 11 plus.. recieved a fucking bad news. my friend passed away. haiz.. Kaiwee. why. why do you just like this leave us. dun just because of a girl. you die for her. kaiwee. we will forever remember you. BROTHER for life.

In Loving Memories of KaiWee 12/09/08. we will forever miss you kaiwee. take care. rest in peace bro.

sorry people. no mood to blog now.. haiz.

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♠ Friday, September 12, 2008

♠ sorry

i wont like or love anyone anymore. all i miss is sara. ): today pass by her house. really cried. ): haiz. i am really sorry that i neglet her that time. sorry. i know its too late to say that le..

then
i
and
kai
jun
went to played 4 HOUR OF POOL. will die ah LOL. but cheap lor. hmmm sorry guys i post soooo little things now adays. working ma SAD sorry ):

TC all <3

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♠ Saturday, September 6, 2008

♠ knn pua cb

WA just now all uncle ask me drink. knn i now fucking head pain zzz. i think i starting to like someone le. HOW ): i went out wit her this few days.. play pool together haha funny siol her =X

knn i go rest le head pain ):

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♠ Thursday, September 4, 2008

♠ I AM BACK!

HI GUYS! AFTER MIA for some days i AM BACK! :D noo la went to work lor.. lol 5.30-11.30pm one day $28 le lol.. sooo tired lor.. hmmm i think today nth much. was thinking t do project in sku BUT FUCKING HONG KAI NO MONEY TAKE MRT TO SKU. FUCK HIM -__- lol..

k ba i go rest first BUAY TAHAN! KNS! zz

Night (:

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